[Hindi_Jokes] TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA     1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!   2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!   3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!   5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans.: Factory. Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!   6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!   7) Qus. : Do you have Staff? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!   8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!   9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans.: Yes, for Salary. Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!   10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans.: Hotel Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!   11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!   12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!   13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.: Gift on birthday. Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!   14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!   15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans.: Cinema or Resort. Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!   16) Qus. : Have you purchased House? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !   17) Qus. : How you Travel? Ans.: Bus Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!   18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &  SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!   19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY

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