[Hindi_Jokes] SMSES BEST OF 2007 MUST READ.
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1.) PHOOL BAN KAR MUSKARANA ZINDAGI HAI
MUSKARA KAR GHAM BHULAANA ZINDAGI HAI
MIL KAR KHUSH HUE TO KIYA HUA.
BIN MILE SAATH NIBHAANA HI TO ZINDAGI HAI.
2.) KHUSHI DIL KI HAR CHEEZ BHULA DETI HAI
BAND AANKHON ME BHI SAPNAY SAJA DETI HAI
SAPNON KI DUNIYA ZAROOR RAKHNA A DOST
Q K HAQEEQAT TO SUB KO RULA DETI HAI.
3.) HUMAARI LIFE US WAQT COMPLETE HOTI HAI
JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HOON OR HUMAARE
CHHOTHE CHHOTHE PYARE PYARE SWEET SWEET
NANAY MUNAY AUR SHARAARTY "SMS" HON.
4.) WOH TERI YAAD KO SEENE SE LAGA KAR ROYEA
APNE KHWABON ME TUJHE PAS BULA KAR ROYEA
HAZAARON BAAR PUKAARA TUJHE TANHAI ME
AUR HAR BAAR TUJHE PAAS NA PAKAR ROYEA.
5.) EK BAAR EK SARDAAR JA RAHA THA...
RAASTE ME ROAD PE KUCH PARA HUA DEKHA...
SARDAAR JAISE HI JHHUKA CHILLAYEA HARAAM ZAADE
POTI BHI AISE KARTE HAIN JAISE SAMOSA PARA HO.
6.) MOHABBAT K SAARE RANG
RANGON K SAARE PHOOL
PHOOLON KI SAARI KHUSHBOO
KHUSHBOO K SAARE LAMHE
LAMHON KI SAARI CHAHAT
CHAHAT KI SAARI KHUSHIYAAN
AAP K LIYE.
7.) 2 LOVERS PLAN TO SUICIDE.
BOY JUMPED FIRST.
GIRL CLOSED HER EYES &
RETURN BACK SAYING
LOVE IS BLIND.
BOY IN AIR OPENED HIS
PARACHUTE SAYING
LOVE NEVER DIES!....
8.) TUJH KO APNI JAAN KA SALAAM LIKHEN GE,
DIL KI KITAAB ME APNA ARMAAN LIKHEN GE,
KAASH HUM KO MIL JAAYE AASMAAN KI HUKUMAT,
SITAARON KI JAGAH TERA NAAM LIKHEN GE.
9.) AGAR MANZIL PAANI HAI TO HAUSLA SAATH RAKHNA,
AGAR PYAR PAANA HAI TO AITBAAR SAATH RAKHNA,
AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI TO SONE SE PEHLE,
HUMEN YAAD RAKHNA GOOD NIGHT.
10.) AAP HUMEN BHULA DO HUMEN KOI GHAM NAHIN,
AAP HUMEN RULLA DO HUMEN KOI GHAM NAHIN,
JIS DIN HUM NE AAP KO BHULA DIYA,
SAMAJH LENA IS DUNIYA ME HUM NAHIN.
11.) AARZOO YEH NAHIN K GHAM KA TOOFAAN TAL JAAYE,
FIKAR TO YEH HAI K TUMHAARA DIL NA BIKHAR JAAYE,
KABHI BHI MUJH KO AGAR BHULANA CHAHO TUM,
DARD ITNA DENA K MERA DAM NIKAL JAAYE.
12.) NAJAANE KIS BAAT KI WHO MUJH KO SAZA DETA HAI,
MERI HANSTI HUI AANKHON KO RULA DETA HAI,
MUDDAT SE KOI KHABBAR NAHIN AAYI USKI,
KIYA IS TARHA KOI APNON KO BHULA DETA HAI.
13.) TUMHAARI YAAD DIL SE JAANE NAHIN DENGE,
TUMHAARE JAISA DOST KHONE BHI NAHIN DENGE,
ROZ SHARAFAT SE SMS KIYA KARO WARNA ………,
EK KAAN K NEECHE DENGE OR RONE BHI NAHIN DENGE.
14.) HUMAARE SMS SE LOG SAMAJHTE HAIN K HUMEN AADAT HAI PAISE URAANE KI,
LEKIN WHO NADAAN KIYA SAMJHEN ???
K YEH BHI EK ADA HAI KANJOOSON KO SHARAM DILAANE KI.
15.) UTRA HAI MERE DIL ME KOI CHAND NAGAR SE,
AB KHOF NAHIN KOI ANDHERON K SAFAR SE,
WO BAAT HAI TUM ME K KOI TUM SA NAHIN HAI,
A KAASH KOI DEKHE TUMHEN MERI NAZAR SE!.
16.) TERI HAR ADA MOHABBAT SI LAGTI HAI,
EK PAL KI JUDAI MUDAT SI LAGTI HAI,
PEHLE NAHI THA SOCHA AB SOCHTE HAIN,
ZINDAGI K HAR LAMHEN ME TERI ZARURAT SI LAGTI HAI.
17.) WADIYOON SE SOORAJ NIKAL AAYEA HAI,
FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI,
AAP KYUN UDAAS BETHE HO,
AB TO MUSKARA DO HUMAARA SMA AAYEA HAI.
18.) BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,
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GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.
19.) SOORAJ HUA MADHAM CHAND CHALNE LAGA,
MAIN THEHRA RAHA ZAMEEN CHALNE LAGI,
SAJNA KIYA YEH PYAR HAI ???
NALAYAK!
YEH PYAR NAHIN EARTH QUAKE HAI!
BHAAGOOO……… !.
19.) NA PYAR, NA YAAR, NA MOHABBAT, NA DOSTI YAARO,
AAJ K DEVDAAS KI BAAT MAANO,
NA CHANDAR MUKHI NA PAARO BAS HAR LARKI KO AANKH MAARO.
20.) BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???
21.) MIL K BICHHARNA DASTOOR HAI ZINDAGI KA,
EK YEH HI QISA MASHHOOR HAI ZINDAGI KA,
BEETE PAL KABHI LOT KAR WAAPIS AATE NAHIN,
YEH HI SAB SE BARA QASOOR HAI ZINDAGI KA.
22.) TUM DOST HO MERE SADA K LIYE,
MAIN ZINDA HOON TUMHAARI WAFA K LIYE,
KAR LENA LAAKHON SHIKWE MUJH SE MAGAR,
KABHI KHAFA NA HONA KHUDA K LIYE.
23.) DIL SE DIL KO CHURAYEA HAI AAP NE,
DOOR REH KAR BHI APNA BANAYEA HAI AAP NE,
AAP KO BHULAANA BHI MUMKIN NAHIN,
KIYON K YAAD RAKHNA BHI SIKHAYEA HAI AAP NE.
24.) BAHUT CHAHA MAGAR UNHEN BHULA NA SAKE,
KHAYEALON ME KISI AUR KO LA NA SAKE,
US KO DEKH K AANSOO TO PONCH LIYE PAR,
KIS OR KO DEKH KE MUSKARA NA SAKE.
25.) DIL-O-NAZAR SE KUCH DAIR B JUDA RAKHON,
YEH MERE BAS ME NAHIN K TUJHE KHAFA RAKHON,
NAHIN HAI KUCH B MERE ZEHAN ME SIWA IS K,
MAIN TERI YAAD BHULA DOON TO YAAD KIYA RAKHON,
KABHI JO MUJH SE KOI POOCH LE MERI MARZI,
TO APNA NAAM MOHABBAT TERA WAFA RAKHON.
26.) ACHA THEAK HAI PEHLE….
PEHLE APNE SAR PE HAATH PHER…..
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ABAY HAATH PHER…
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EK BAAR DOBAARA PHER….
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BAS EK BAAR DOBAARA….
AB…
AB…
AB…
YAQEEN AA GAYEA K….
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K GHADHE K SAR PE SINGH NAHIN HOTE.
27.) MAINE POOCHHA ``AQAL`` KIYA HOTI HAI?????
AASMAAN NE KAHA:
BAHUT BULAND HOTI HAI.
SAGAR NE KAHA:
BAHUT GEHRI HOTI HAI.
AAP NE KAHA:
AQAL
HAIN WHO KIYA HOTI HAI?….
28.) KHULOOS CHEEZ NAHIN JATAANE KI,
HUMEN AADAT NAHIN KISI KO BHULAANE KI,
HUM IS LIYE KAM YAAD KARTE HAIN AAP KO,
KUCH RISHTON KO NAZAR LAG JAATI HAI ZAMAANE KI.
29.) CHAHO TO NAWAZISH HAI NA CHAHO TO SHIKWA NAHIN ….
SAMJHO TO APNE HAIN NA SAMJHO TO KUCH BHI NAHIN ,,,,,
30.) DOSTI KI ``YAAD`` HAR WAQT HI SATAYE GI …
DUKH K WAQT DOSTI ``YAAD`` AAYE GI….
US DIN JAANO GE DOST KI ``QADAR``….
JIS DIN DOST SE Z=I=N=D=G=I RUTH JAAYE GI….
31.) KARNI MUJHE KHUDA SE KUCH FARYAAD BAAQI HAI,
HUMEN US SE KAHENI KUCH BAAT BAAQI HAI,
MAUT AAYE GI TO KAHE DEN GE ZARA RUK,
ABHI MERE DOST SE EK EK MULAQAAT BAAQI HAI.
32.) MOHABBAT KO HUM NE MAANA ZINDAGI BARBAAD KARTI HAI,
YEH KIYA KAM HAI K MAR JAANE K BAAD DUNIYA YAAD KARTI HAI….
33.) KITNE LOG THAY MERE JANAZE K PEECHHE,
EK TU NAHIN THA MERE JANAZE K PEECHHE,
TU HOTA BHI KAISE MERE JANAZE K PEECHHE,
TERI BARAAT JO THI MERE JANAZE K PEECHHE.
34.) AKSAR JAB HUM AAP KO YAAD KARTE HAIN,
APNE KHUDA SE FARYAAD KARTE HAIN,
UMAR HUMAARI BHI LAG JAAYE AAP KO,
Q K HUM AAP KO KHUD SE ZIADA PYAR KARTE HAIN.
35) IS WAQT 38% LAUG SO RAHE HAIN,
22% LAUENJOY KAR RAHE HAIN,
15% LAUG IBAADAT KAR RAHE HAIN,
25% LAUG TIME PAAS KAR RAHE HAIN,
AUR 1 HUM HAIN K TUMHEN YAAD KAR RAHE HAIN.
36.) KISI KI YAADON NE PAAGAL BANA RAKHA HAI,
KAHIN MARR NA JAAON KAFAN SILA RAKHA HAI,
DAFNAANE SE PEHLE DIL NIKAAL LENA,
KAHEN WO NA DAB JAAYE JIS KO DIL ME BASA RAKHA HAI.
37.) ROOTHNA MAT!!!
MUJHE MANANA NAHIN AATA.
DOOR MAT JAANA!!!
MUJHE WAPAS BULAANA NAHIN AATA.
TUM BHOOL JAAO TUMHAARI MARZI,
MAGAR MAIN KIYA KAROON,
MUJHE TO BHULAANA BHI NAHIN AATA.
38.) DIL K KONE SE EK AWAZ AATI HAI,
HUMEN HAR PAL TUMHAARI YAAD AATI HAI,
DIL POOCHHTA HAI BAA-BAAR HUM SE,
JINHEN HUM YAAD KARTE HAIN,
KIYA UNHEN B HUMAARI YAAD AATI HAI???.
39.) BEETE PAL WAPIS LA NAHIN SAKTE,
SOOKHE PHOOL PHIR KHILA NAHIN SAKTE,
KABHI KABHI LAGTA HAI AAP HUMEN BHOOL GAYE,
PAR DIL KAHETA HAI K AAP HUMEN BHULA NAHIN SAKTE.
40.) SMS MERE DOST KO ``HELLO`` KAHENA
``SAVE`` KARE TO THANX KAHENA
``MUJHE`` YAAD`` KARE TO KAHENA
`` I MISS U 2 ``
41.) BAHUT HO CHUKI HAI TERI DIL LAGI,
CHALE AAO AB SHAAM DHHALNE LAGII,
MERE DIL ME KITNI UMANGEN BHARI,
TUMHEN MAIN BATAATI HOON AAKAR ABHI,
MERA JAADOO CHAL GAYEA TERA CHEHRA KHIL GAYEA.
42.) TODAY IS SATURDAY
FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 7 PEOPLE AND
INSHAALAH KAL
SUNDAY HO GA.
IGNORE NAHIN KARNA WARNA PARSON MONDAY HO JAAYE GA.
43.) APNI MOHABBAT FANA KAUN KARE GA.
SUB HI NEK BAN GAYE TO GUNHA KAUN KARE GA.
A ALLAH MERAY CHAHANAY WAALAY KI HIFAAZAT KARNA,
WARNA MERI ZINDAGI KI DUA KAUN KARE GA.
44.) SUBHA JALDI UTH K,
NAHA K,
SAAF KAPRE PEHAN K,
ALLAH K AAGE,
SAJDE ME JA K,
AANKHEN BANDH KAR K,
SACHE DIL SE POOCHHO,
MOLA JAB TU AQAL DE RAHA THA,
JAB MAIN KAHAN THI.
45.) EK DOST AISA CHAHIYE JO HUMEN APNA MAAN SAKE,
HUMAARE HAR DUKH KO JAAN SAKE,
CHAL RAHE HON BAARISH ME PHIR B PAANI ME AANSO`ON KO PEHCHHAAN SAKE.
46.) KOI HUM NAFAS NAHI HAI KOI RAAZ DAN NAHI HAI,
FAQAT EK DIL THA AB TAK SO WO MEHERBAN NAHI HAI.
47.) MUSAFIR TO BICHARTE HAIN,
RAFAAQAT KAB BADALTI HAI,
MOHABBAT ZINDA REHTI HAI,
MOHABBAT KAB BADALTI HAI,
TUMHEN JO YAAD RAKHA HAI,
YEH HI APNI MOHABBAT HAI,
JO PATHAR PAR LIKHI JAAYE,
WO IBAARAT KAB BADALTI HAI,
KALI KA PHOOL BANNA OR BIKHAR JAANA MUQADDAR HAI,
YE HI QANOON-E-FITRAT HAI,
YEH FITRAT KAB BADALTI HAI,
JO DIL PE NAQSH KAR JAAYE OR AANKHON ME SIMAT AAYE,
ALAAMAT HAI YEH CHAHAT KI OR CHAHAT KAB BADALTI HAI,…….?????
ALLAH AAP KI HIFAAZAT KARE ( AAMEEN )
48.) KOI TO HOTI !
MAIN JIS K DIL KI KITAAB BANTA,
KOI TO HOTI !
JO MERI KHUAHISH ME UTH K RAATON KO KHOOB ROTI,
DHUKHON KI CHAADAR LAPAIT KAR,
HAJOOM-E-DUNIYA SE DOOR HOTI,
MAIN ROOTH JAATA MANATI MUJH KO K CHAHAY QASOOR MERA HOTA,
KOI TO HOTI !
MAIN JIS K JITNA QAREEB HOTA !
NA PAAS KOI RAQEEB HOTA,
MAIN TANHA USKA HABIB HOTA,
YEH SILSILA BHI AJEEB HOTA,
KOI TO HOTI !……
49.) MAINE AAP KO KHUAB ME DEKHA,
AAP HUROON K DARMIYAAN THAY,
MAIN NE ALLAH ARZ KI,
AAP KO KIS NEKI KI YE JAZA MILI HAI,
JAWAB AAYEA:
IS KO JAZA NAHI HUROO KO SAZA MILI HAI.
50.) KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE,
LOVE IS LOCK OF MARRGE,
MARRIGE IS A BOX OF CHILDREN,
CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN,
SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE PAKISTAN.
PLSSSSSSS…………….
51.) AJNABY GALYON SE HUM GUZRA NAHIN KARTE,
DARD-E-DIL LIYA AUR DIYA NAHIN KARTE,
YEH DOSTI KA RISHTA SIRF TUM SE HAI,
WARNA ITNE SMS HUM KISI KO KIYA NAHIN KARTE.
52.) TUM BANKE DOST AISE AAYE ZINDAGI ME,
K HUM YEH ZAMAANA HI BHOOL GAYE,
TUMHEN YAAD AAYE NA AAYE MERI KABHI,
PAR HUM TO TUMHEN BHULAANA HI BHOOL GAYE.
53.) HAI HRU
BOY: A BEWAFA TU NE DIL JALA DAALA,
DIL JAL K RAAKH HO GAYEA.
GIRL: TERI YEH QURBAANI BEKAAR NAHIN JAAYE GI,
RAAKH IDHAR BHEJ DE `` BARTAN `` DHHONE K KAAM AAYE GI…….
54.) HASTI KO MOHABBAT ME FANA KAUN KARE GA?????
YE FARZ SIWA MERE ADA KAUN KARE GA?????
HATHON KI LAKEERON KO ZARA DEKH NAJOMI,
YEH DEKH MERE SAATH WAFA KAUN KARE GA?????.
55.) WO MUJH SE AAP KA PATA POOCH RAHI THI,
SHAYEAD USSE KUCH KAHENA THA,
MAINE USSE TUMHAARA NUMBER DIYA HAI,
WO AATI HI HOGI US KA NAAM HAI…..
`` MUSKURAHAT ``
AA GAYI KIYA.
56.) JAHAN KI GHURBAT ME SUKOON NAHIN AAYE GA,
GHAM-E-ETOHIN SE KUBUL NAHIN AAYE GA,
MAKLUL KI FITRAT HAI AEY KAAFIR,
DIMAAGH GHOOM JAAYE GA PAR YEH SMS SAMAJH NAHI AAYE GA.
57.) KHAT NAHI KOI KHABAR NAHI,
LAGTA HAI AAP KO PYAR KI QADAR NAHI,
HUM TO YAAD KARTE HAIN AAP KO HAR SAANS K SAATH,
PAR AAP KO HUMAARI SAANSON KI FIKAR NAHI, I MISS U.
58.) BEVAKUF
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ALLAH AAP KO IN SAB HI LOGON SE DOOR RAKHE-,
**AAMEEN**
59.) DIL-E-NADAAN TUJHE HUA KIYA HAI,
AAKHIR IS DARD KI DAWA KIYA HAI,
HUM HAIN MUSHTAQ OR WO BEZAAR,
YA ELAHI YA MAAJRA KIYA HAI,
JAB K TUJH BIN NAHIN KOI MAUJOOD,
PHIR YEH HANGAAMA A KHUDA KIYA HAI,
JAAN TUM PAR NISAAR KARTA HOON,
MAIN NAHIN JAANTA ``DUA`` KIYA HAI.
60.) MONEY GIVES U TENSION,
MAKES U GREEDY,
MAKES UR ENEMIES
&
MAKES UR LIFE HELL,
I AM UR FRIEND
I CANT SEE U IN TROUBLE
SO
TRANSFER UR MONEY TO MY
CELL OR ACCOUNT.
61.) PARH LIKH KAR KIYA KARNA HAI,
AAKHIR EK DIN SAB KO MARNA HAI,
MAR KAR BHI AGAR JANAM LIYA,
TO PHIR DOBAARA NURSERY
SE HI PARHNA HAI.
62.) ZINDAGI ME GHADHE KI TARAH KAAM KARTE KARTE,
JAB KABHI DO PAL KO SAANS LENE KO RUKO,
TO PEECHE MUR K ZAROOR DEKHNA,
KIYA PATA
``DUM `` BHI NIKAL AAYI HO.
62.) ZINDAGI ME HAR DAM HANSTE RAHO,
HANSNA ZINDAGI KI ZAROORAT HAI,
ZINDAGI KO IS ANDAAZ ME JIYO K,
DEKH KAR LAUG KAHEN K WAH,
ZINDAGI KITNI KHUBSURAT HAI.
63.) AAP SE NA HO BAAT TO HUM FIKAR KARTE HAIN,
HAR WAQT APNE AAP SE AAP KA ZIKAR KARTE HAIN,
AAP KI DOSTI HUMEN NASEEB SE MILI HAI,
IS BAAT KA HUM RAB SE SHUKAR KARTE HAIN.
64.) GHADHA GHAANS KYON KHAATA HAI?????
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OPSS.
CHALO CHORO YAAR
ITS YOUR PERSONAL MATTER
JO MARZI KHAAO.
65.) VAADE PE WO AITBAAR NAHI KARTE,
HUM ZIKRE MOHABBAT SARE BAZAAR NAHI KARTE,
DARTA HAI DIL UN KI RUSWAI SE,
AUR WO SOCHTE HAIN HUM UN SE PYAR NAHI KARTE.
66.) KAASH AAP CHAAND OR MAIN SITAARA HOTA,
FALAK PE EK AASHIYAANA HUMAARA HOTA,
SAB HUM KO DOOR SE TAKTE REHTE,
PAR AAP KE SAATH REHNE KA HAQ SIRF MERA HOTA.
67.) GUZRE HUE PAL WAAPIS NAHI AATE,
KHUSHI HO JAHAN WAHAN AANSOO NAHI AATE,
YEH AAP K PYAR KA HI ASAR HAI JANAB,
JO AAP HUMEN AUR HUM AAP KO BHOOL NAHI PAATE.
68.) DIL BEHAL JAAYE TO LAUG CHHOR DETE HAIN,
KOI AUR MIL JAAYE TO LAUG CHHOR DETE HAIN,
CHAAR 4 DIN KI CHAANDNI KA KIYA KARNA,
CHANDNI DHAL JAAYE TO LAUG CHHOR DETE HAIN,
QASMEN TO KHAATE HAIN SADA SAATH JEENE KI,
ZEHAN BADAL JAAYE TO LAUG CHHOR DETE HAIN,
AAJ KAL K LAUGON KA KIYA BHAROSA,
MAUSAM BADAL JAAYE TO LAUG CHHOR DETE HAIN,
LAUG MOHABBAT KARTE HAIN MATLAB K LIYE,
MATLAB NIKAL JAAYE TO LAUG CHHOR DETE HAIN.
69.) HAQEEQAT SAMJHO YA AFSAANA,
APNA SAMJHO YA BEGAANA,
HUMAARA AAP KA RISHTA HAI PURAANA,
IS LIYE FARZ THA AAP KO BATAANA,
K
EID K DIN TO ZAROOR
``NAHAANA``.
70.) RAAT KO NAYEA CHAAND MUBARAK,
CHAND KO CHANDNI MUBARAK,
FALAK KO SITAARE MUBARAK,
SITAARON KO BULANDI MUBARAK,
AUR AAP KO!!!
HUMAARI TARF SE….
EID MUBARAK.
71.) IS DOSTI KA ANDAAZ KUCH AISA HAI,
KIYA BATAIEN K AB HAAL KAISA HAI,
KAUN KEHTA HAI TUM CHAND JAISE HO,
SACH TO YEH HAI K CHAND ``TUMHAARE`` JAISAHAI.
72.) POOCHA K ROOH NIKALTI HAI JISM SE KIS TARHA???
HAATH USNE HAATHON SE CHURA KAR DIKHA DIYA,
POOCHHA HAR TARAF YEH KHIZAAN SI KIYA LAGTI HAI???
MEHFIL SE USNE KHUD KO UTHA KAR DIKHA DIYA,
POOCHA K EK DIYA JO HAWA SE NA BUJH SAKA???
DIYA US NE WAFA KA BUJHA KAR DIKHA DIYA,
POOCHA K AAKHIR YEH HASAD HAI KIYA CHEEZ???
US NE KISI AUR KO APNA BANA KAR DIKHA DIYA.
73.) GUL NE GULSHAN SE GULFAM BHEJA HAI,
SITAARON NE AASMAAN SE SALAM HAI,
MUBARAK HO AAP KO EID KI KHUSHIYAN,
YEH PEGHAAM HUM NE AAP KO BHEJA HAI.
74.) AAZMAISH RISHTON ME ZAROORI HOTI HAI,
NA MIL PAANA KISI KI MAJBOORI HOTI HAI,
YAAD TO DOOR SE BHI KAR SAKTE HAIN LEKIN,
DIL KI HASRAT TO MIL KAR HI POORI HOTI HAI.
75.) BAADLON K DARMIYAAN KUCH AISI SAAZISH HUI,
MERA MITI KA GHAR THA WAHIN BEARISH HUI,
FALAK KO AADAT THI JAHAN BIJLIAN GRANE KI,
HUM KO B ZID THI WAHI AASHIAN BANANE KI,
76.) DOSTI WAALE AANKHON KI BAAT SAMAJH LETE HAIN,
SAPNON ME MILEN TO MULAQAAT SAMAJH LETE HAIN,
ROTA HAI ``AASMAAN`` BHI ``MOHABBAT`` K LIYE,
PAR LAUG USSE BARSAAT SAMAJH LETE HAIN.
77.) PHOOLON KI WAADI ME HO BASAIRA AAP KA,
SITAARON K AANGAN ME GHAR HO AAP KA,
DUA HAI YEH HUMAARI AAP K LIYE,
AAP SE BHI ZIADA KHUBSURAT HO NASEEB AAP KA.
78.) LABON KI HANSI TERE NAAM KAR DEN GE,
HAR KHUSHI TUJH PAR QURBAAN KAR DEN GE,
JIS DIN HOGI KOI KAMI MERI MOHABBAT ME,
ZINDAGI KO MAUT K NAAM KAR DEN GE.
79.) HUM AAP KO ITNA YAAD KARTE HAIN,
JITNA AAP HUMEN YAAD KARTE HAIN,
FARQ SIRF ITNA HAI K HUM YAAD KAR K SMS KARTE HAIN,
AUR AAP SMS PARH KAR YAAD KARTE HAIN.
80.) KIYA KAR RAHE HO???
BUSY HO???
KITNE BUSY HO???
THORE HO K BAHUT HO???
AGAR THORE HO TO SMS KIYON NAHIN KARTI HO???
AUR AGAR ZIADA BUSY HO SMS KIYON PARH RAHI HO???
81.) ITNA PYAR NA KARO K BICHAR JAAYEIN HUM,
THORA DAANTA KARO K SUDHAR JAAYEIN HUM,
HO JAYE HUM SE KOI KHATA TO HO JAANA KHAFA,
PAR ITNA B NAHI K MARR JAAYEN HUM.
82.) EID KA CHAAND MUSHKIL SE DIKHTA HAI,
LAILA KO MAJNOO MUSHKIL SE MILTA HAI,
HUM TO SMS BHEJTE REHTE HAIN,
PAR AAJ KAL AAP KA SMS MUSHKIL SE MILTA HAI.
83.) MUSKAN AAP KE HONTON SE KAHIN JAAYE NA,
AANSOO AAP KI PALKON PE KABHI AAYE NA,
POORA HO AAP KA HAR KHWAB,
OR JO POORA NA HO WO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA.
84.) HUM AAP K ACCOUNT ME ADD KARTE HAIN!!!,
``DIL``
``JAAN``
``MOHABBAT``
``KHUSHI``
``HANSI``
JIS KA PIN CODE HAI???
AAP KI MUSKURAHAT……
85.) HUM APNE GHUM KO SAJA KAR BAHAAR KAR LENGE
TERE KHAYEALON KO THORA SA PYAR KAR LENGE
MOHABBATON KI KAHAANI TUJHE SUNAYEN GE
HAWA CHALE GI TO AANCHAL KI YAAD AAYE GI
GHATA UTHE GI TO KAAJAL KI YAAD AAYE GI
TERE HASEEN TASAWWUR KO PYAR KAR LENGE
YUN YAAD HUM BHI TUJHE BAAR BAAR KAR LENGE
JO PYAR KARTE HAIN WOH IN GHAMON KO SEHTE HAIN
MOHABBATON ME TOOFAAN AATE HI REHTE HAIN
TUMHAARE NAAM KO DHARKAN K SAATH RAKH LENGE
TUMHAARE CHEHRE KO DARPAN K SAATH RAKH LEN GE
YEH DOORIYON KA SAMANDAR BHI PAAR KAR LEN GE
TAMAAM UMAR TERA INTIZAAR KAR LENGE.
86.) ITNI MUDDAT BAAD MILE HO KIN SOCHON MAIN GUM REHTE HO?????
ITNE KHAAIF KION REHTE HO??? HAR AAHAT SE DARR JAATE HO?????
TEZ HAWA NE MUJH SE POOCHA RET PE KIA LIKHTE HO?????
KAASH KOI HUM SE BHI POOCHE RAAT GAYE TAK KION JAAGTE HO?????
MAIN DARIYA SE BHI DARTA HOON TUM DARIYA SE BHI GEHRE HO?????
KAUN SI BAAT HAI TUM MAIN AISI ITNE ACHE KION LAGTE HO?????
PEECHE MUR K KION DEKHA THA PATHAR BAN K KIA TAKTE HO?????
JAAO JEET KA JASHAN MANAO TUM MERI MOHABBAT JEETE HO.
87.) ZINDAGI KI RAHON ME BAHUT SE YAAR MILEN GE,
HUM KIYA HUM SE BHI ACHE HAZAAR MILENGE,
IN ACHON KI BHEER ME MUJHE NA BHULAANA,
HUM KAHAN TUMHEN BAAR BAAR MILEN GE.
88.) US NE TORA WO TAALUQ JO MERI ZAAT SE THA,
US KO RANJ NAAJAANE MERI KIS BAAT SE THA,
LATAALUQ RAHA LOGON KI TARHA,
WO BHI JO ACHI TARHA WAQIF MERE HAALAAT SE THA.
89.) MERE JISM-E-BARIDA ME ABHI JO JAAN BAAQI HAI,
KISI K LAUT AANE KA ABHI IMKAAN BAAQI HAI,
WO CHAHE RAASTE BADLE CHAHE RAABTE BADLE,
USSE MUJHSE MOHABBAT HAI MERA IMAAN BAAQI HAI.
90.) EK AJNABI KA SAATH THA JO ZINDAGI KA SAATH THA,
KUCH HI DINON KI BAAT THI EK KHUBSURAT RAAT THI,
MADHAM SI BARSAAT THI ZINDAGI BHI SAATH THI,
JUNOON THA KHUMAAR THA EK AJNABI KA SAATH THA,
JIS KO MUJH SE PYAR THA DIL KA MERE QARAAR THA,
SAMANDAR SA TOOFAN THA DIL OR MERI WO JAAN THA,
BAS YEH RISHTA BENAAM THA MOHABBAT KA GUMAAN THA,
MAIN JISM AUR WO JAAN THA PER IN DINON KUCH YUN HUA,
DIL US KA MUJH SE TOOT GAYEA AUR MUJH SE WO KUCH ROOTH GAYEA.
91.) KISI MOR PE HUM AAP KO KHONE NAHIN DENGE,
JUDA HONA CHAHO TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE,
CHANDNI RAATON MAIN AAYE GI MERI YAAD,
MERI YAAD K WO PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE.
92.) KITNI RAATEIN BEET GAYIN,
KITNE DIN BEET GAYE,
BUS BEETA NAHI TO YAADON KA WO PAL,
WO GUZRA HUA KAL,
BEETI NAHI TO AANKHON NAMI,
AUR AAP KI KAMI.
93.) PHOOLON SE ACHI TERI KHUSHBOO,
KALIYON SE PYARI TERI MUSKAAN,
SITAARON KI TARHA CHAMAKTA HOWA TERA CHEHRA,
CHAAND BHI CHHUP GAYEA YEH KAHE KAR,
AASMAAN PAR AB MERA KIYA KAAM?????
CHAAND TO HAI NIKLA ZAMEEN SE,
KAISI HAI YEH QUDRAT KI SHAAN,
FURSAT SE BANAYEA HO GA MERE SWEET HEART KO,
KIYA MATTI SE BANA HAI YEH INSAAN,
MATTI ME SONAY KO MILAYEA HO GA,
HOORON NE BHI HASRAT BHARI NIGAHON SE DEKHA HO GA TUMHEN,
AUR KAHA K AB JANNAT ME HUMAARA KIYA KAAM?????.
94.) KABHI KABHI CHHOTHI CHHOTHI CHEEZEN BHI BAHUT TAKLEEF DETI HAIN,
YAQEEN NA AAYE TO…………….
SUI PAR BAITH KAR DEKH LO.
95.) LALA: OYE BAKRAY KI RAAN KIDHAR GAI?????
QASAI: BAKRA LANGRA THA.
LALA: OR DIL?????
QASAI: WO BAKRI LE GAYI.
LALA DIMAAGH TO HOGA?????
QASAI: SORRY LALA BAKRA PATHAN THA.
96.) AAJ DUNIYA NE SITAM DHAAYE TO DIL TOOT GAYEA,
TERI BAATEN TERA ANDAAZ-E-WAFA YAAD AAYEA,
KAASH HUM TUM KO MANA LERE NA JAANE DETE,
MUDDATON BAAD YE EHSAAS-E-KHATA YAAD AAYEA.
97.) HUM PYAR KO POORA NIBHAANA JAANTE HAIN,
ZAKHAM TUMHAARE JITNE B GEHRE HON,
MARHUM LAGANA JAANTE HAIN,
HUMEN BHOOLNE KI KOSHISH B NA KARNA,
Q K HUM GALA DABANA JAANTE HAIN.
98.) DIL JEET LE WO JIGAR HU BHI RAKHTE HAIN,
QATAL KAR DE WO NAZAR HUM BHI RAKHTE HAIN,
AAP SE WAADA HAI HUMAARA HAMESHA MUSKARAANE KA,
WARNA AANKHON ME SAMANDAR HUM BHI RAKHTE HAIN.
99.) YAAR NE DIL KA HAAL BATAANA CHHOR DIYA,
HUM NE BHI GEHRAIY ME JAANA CHHOR DIYA.
JAB US KO HI DOORI KA EHSAAS NAHI,
TO HUM NE BHI EHSAAS DILAANA CHHOR DIYA.
100.)
` ,```‘,THIS`` , `` ,
IS GOD`S RAIN
``,` ,`` OF ,`, ``,
`` , BLESSINGS., ``
MAY IT WASH
AWAY ALL UR
TROUBLES & KEEP
U HAPPY ALWAYS
BEST WISHES ON
``EID MUBARAK``.
101.)
,*¢¢¢*.,.*¢¢¢*,
* DIL *
‘* KI *‘
‘* *‘
²*:*² GALIYON ME KOI GHUM NA HO,
HUMAAR YE DOSTI KABHI KAM NA HO,
BUS YEH DUA HAI K TUM KHUSH RAHO,
KIYA PATA KAL HUM HO NA HO.
102.) LAMHA LAMHA WAQT GUZAR JAAYE GA,
TU PAKISTAANI HAI IS KA FAIDA KAB UTHAYE GA,
ABHI BHI WAQT HAI KOI LARKI PATA LE,
WARNA PHIR HAR GALI KA BACHA TUJHE MAMOO MAMOO BULAYE GA.
102.) MAST HAWAYEN HAIN,,,,,,,,
MAUSAM BHI SOHANA HAI,,,,,,,,,,
``BANDARIYA`` BHI SMA PARH RAHI HAI,,,,,,,,
KIYA ``EDUCATIONAT`` ZAMAANA HAI,,,,,,,,,,,.
103.)
,,,, ACHI BHALI
(“_“) DOST THI,
‘<)l(>’
_/‘’’\_
MAINE
‘<)l(>’ GARDAN
_/‘’’\_ URA DI,
SAALI SMS NAHIN KARTI THI.
104.) *WAQT* BADALTA HAI ZINDAGI K SAATH,
ZINDAGI BADALTI HAI *MOHABBAT* K SAATH,
MOHABBAT NAHIN BADALTI *APNON* K SAATH,
BUS APNAY BADAL JATAY HAIN *WAQT* K SAATH.
105.) BINDAAS HOKE JEENE KA,
TENSION NAHI LENE KA,
ACHE SAPNE DEKHNE KA,
MAST LIFE GUZAARNE KA,
BHOOT SE NAHI DARNE KA,
.
.
.
.
.
BOLE TO ……
AYENA NAHIN DEKHNE KA.
106.) EK ROSE …..
/
---:---:---<@
/
SIRF UN K LIYE JO NAHI MILTE KISI B ROSE …..
MAGAR ``YAAD`` AATE HAIN HAR ROSE …..
107.) ALWAYS TRY TO SEND NICE MASSAGES,
BCOS JAB HUMAARI SAANSEN RUKEN GI,
TO LAUG KAHEN GE SAALA KAMEENA THA,
PAR SMS ACHHE BHEJHTA THA.
108.) ``GOLDEN WORDS``
**KABHI ``ZINDAGI `` ME
KISI K LIYE NAHIN ``RONA``
Q K WO TUMHAARE ``ANSO`ON
K ``QABIL`` NAHIN HOGA,
AUR ``WO`` JO IS ``QABIL`` HOGA,
WO TUMHE ``RONAY`` NAHIN DEGA.
109.) WO SATURDAY KI SHAAM THI,
HAATH ME GILAAS BHARI JAAM THI,
PILAANE WAALI APNI JAAN THI,
OR JAB HOSH AAYEA TO,
POLICE KA DANDA AUR APNI TANG THI.
110.) DIL JAB TOOT TA HAI TO AAWAZ NAHIN AATI,
HAR KISI KO DOSTI YA MOHABBAT RAAS NAHI AATI,
YEH TO APNE APNE NASEEB KI BAAT HAI,
KOI BHULTA HI NAHIN AUR KISI KO YAAD NAHIN AATI.
111.) KIYA AAPKO `` HAPPY `` KI FULL FORM PATA HAI?????
H : HUM
A : AAP KO
P : PAL
P : PAL
Y : YAAD KARTAY HAIN.
AAP BHI MUJHE KABHI KABHI `` HAPPY `` KAR DIYA KAREN.
112.) KHAT NAHIN KOI KHABAR NAHIN,
LAGTA HAI AAP KO PYAR KI QADAR NAHIN,
HUM TO YAAD KARTAY HAIN AAP KO HAR SAANS K SAATH,
PAR AAP KO HUMAARI SAANSON KI FAIKAR NAHIN,
113.) AGAR AAP SE KOI KAHE K
AAP `` GOOD LOOKING `` HO
`` SMART `` HO
AUR
`` GENIOUS `` HO
TO RAKH K STUPID K MUNH PE THAPAR DENA…
AUR KAHENA…
OCTOBER K MAHINE ME APRIL FOOL.
114.)
1. WATS BEST IN ME?????
2. WATS BAD IN ME?????
3. WATS MY NAME IN UR CELL?????
4. I`M UR?????
5. I`M JUST LIKE?????
6. WAT U WISH FOR ME?????
RELPLY MUSTTTTT.
115.) YEH HUM BHI GAWAARA KARTE HAIN YEH TUM BHI GAWAARA KAR LENA,
RO RO K GUZRI HAI HAMAARI TUM HANS K GUZAARA KAR LENA,
JAB BETAABI HAD SE BHAR JAAYE AUR NEEND NA AAYE RAATON ME,
TO DOOB KE MERI YAADON ME DUNIYA SE KINAARA KAR LENA,
JIS WAQT JANAAZA GUZRE GA IS SHAKS KA TERE KOOCHE SE,
JAZBAAT PAR QAABU KAR LENA KHARKI SE NAZAARA KAR LENA.
116.) LARKI AUR TEA HAMESHA 7 QUALITY DEKHO.
- GARAM HO
- GORI HO
- TEZ HO
- MEETHI HO
- DOODH ZIADA HO
- MINT ME TAYIYAAR HO JAAYE
- RAAT KO SONE NA DE…
117.) PEHLE SA IKHLAQ WO ULFAT NAHIN RAHI,
DOSTON ME AB…
RASM-E-MOHABBAT NAHIN RAHI,
MUDDAT SE MERI YAAD SE GHAFIL HAIN MERE DOST,
SHAYEAD AB UN KO MERI ZAROORAT NAHIN RAHI.
118.) YAADON ME AAP HAR BAAT RAHE GI,
ZINDAGI AAP KI DOSTI SE ABAD RAHE GI,
CHAHE BHULA DEN ZAMAANE KO HUM,
AAP KI YEH PYARI SI DOSTI HAMESHA YAAD RAHE GI!.
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