Raghubar's Life: [Hindi_Jokes] COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS...PART

COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME.. VIKASH..
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**** PART- 78 ****

1) 2 men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.
'Are U going to help?' asked his friend.
'No, 6 should be enough.'

2) Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
wahi Question compulsory hote hai

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4) SANTA-yaar tumne apni biwi ko talak kyu diya? BANTA-yaar wo badi characterless thi,shadi mujse ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.

5) Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai- bas kar mere BAAP.

6) Sardarji having 5 daughters.He wanted a son.So gave an ad for asking suggestions.A suggestion came- I've 4 sons.Can I try once?

7) May God give u,

Tata ka status,

Vajpayee ki dhiraj,

Laaden ki himmat,

Bill Gates ki income,

Bush ki taqat,

baaki...

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee..

8) Discount ki Diwani hoon

Hum Tax de chuke sanam

Humara Balance aapke paas hai

Kaho na depreciation hai

Kyon Tally ho gaya na,

Munna bhai C.A.

9) Agar aap chahte hai ki apke chehre pe dhul-mitti na lage to

to

to har roj subah ASIAN PAINTS LAGAYIYE

jo DHUL-MITTI ko tikne na de

10) Arz kiya hai,Tu gaya uski gali main, Tu gaya uski gali main, Bola dil se dil laga Lo, Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola, "Jute chappal'' thik karva Lo.

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