[Hindi_Jokes] The Teachers' Lounge
| The Teachers' Lounge Untold history of English In Shakespeare' The "rule of the thumb" is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the "honeymoon." õõõõõõõ Multiplication Mrs. Johnson, the elementary school math teacher, was having children do problems on the blackboard that day. "Who would like to do the first problem, addition?" she asked. No one raised their hand. She called on Tommy, and with some help he finally got it right. "Who would like to do the second problem, subtraction? Students hid their faces. She called on Mark, who got the problem but there was some suspicion his girlfriend, Lisa, whispered it to him. "Who would like to do the third problem, division?" Now a low collective groan could be heard as everyone looked at nothing in particular. The teacher called on Suzy, who got it right. "Who would like to do the last problem, multiplication? Johnny's hand shot up, surprising everyone in the room. Mrs. Johnson finally gained her composure in the stunned silence. "Why the enthusiasm, Johnny?" "The Bible says to go fourth and multiply!" Stan Kegal õõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõõ Dear Diary, This morning. The math teacher singled me out to ask me, "If you have $200, and you give $60 to Mary, $60 to Sally and $60 to Susan, what would you have?" Turned out that "an orgy" was not the correct answer. Live and learn. Pauly õõõõõõõ Right answer?TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." õõõõõõõ õõõõõõõ õõõõõõõ | ||
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