[Hindi_Jokes] COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS...PART - 75
COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME.. VIKASH..
vikash029@gmail.
vikash029@yahoo.
**** PART- 75 ****
1) Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
2) SANTA- Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye. BANTA- Dost hi dost de kam ata hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar aur ja ke purse le aa..
3) Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
4) One sardar putting dog tails into pipe 2nd sardar:-abe kutte ki puchh kabhi seedhi nahi hoti...1st sardar:-abe janta hun, mujhe to pipe bend karna hai....
5) Chahe
gussa kro
chahe
galia nikalo
chahe
sir pito
chahe
cel todo
chahe
ghr ka saman bhkher do
hum to isi time
GUD NIGHT
kahenge..
6) "LIPS" bhindi ki tarah,
"GAAL" tamatar ki tarah.
"EYES" matar ki tarah.
Poora face "GOBI" ki tarah.
ya ("ALLAH")
ek dost dia
Wo b Sabzi Mandi ki tarah..
7) Niche aapke liye 'DUSMANI' ka gift hai
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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!
8) Pyaar karne se pehle pyaar ka anjam dekh lo
.
.
.
Pyaar karne se pehle pyaar ka anjaam dekh lo
.
.
.
Na yakin aaye to
.
.
.
.
Film TERE NAAM dekh lo..
9) Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khada tha.
Wife:Yaha kyo khade ho?
Sardar:Sher ke shikar pe ja raha hu.
Wife:To jao.
Sardar:Kaise jau bahar
10) Sardars always studies in front of a mirror coz
1) it helps in saving revision time!
2) he can keep a watch on himself!
3) he likes combined studies . . . . .
NOW JOIN MY SMS NETWORK!
Go to write message in ur cellphone and type JOIN Sms_world and send it to 67673434 (Sending sms to 67673434 will cost Rs3) to receive daily dose of sms
straight into ur mobile totally free. No Charges.
"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
VIKASH..
vikash029@gmail.
vikash029@yahoo.
+919831090604
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