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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?   How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?   If a store is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?   Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?   If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of her nose?   Why does your nose run and your feet smell?   If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says... "Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?   If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?   What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?   What is another word for "thesaurus"?   If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?   What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?   If the front of your car says "DODGE", do you really need a horn?   How did a fool and his money ever GET together?   Where do Forest Rangers go to "get away from it all"?   Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?   http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PrincessAana2

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