Thursday, June 14, 2007

[hindi_jokes] Prison vs. IT Career - Make a move

Prison vs. IT Career

 
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . p
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
                                   
 



 
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
you get three meals a day (free).
you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
 
 
 
 
 
 
 









 
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
you get time off for good behavior.
                   
   
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
                                           








 
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..    
                                   
   
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .









 
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
you can watch TV and play games.
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.








 
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
you get your own toilet .
you have to share .









 
 
IN PRISON
they
allow your family and    
friends to visit.
 
AT WORK

 
 
 
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
                                       
 
 




 
 
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IN PRISON
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AT WORK
 
 
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
                             
   
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.  
                                                                                   
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Humm?

Which Sounds Better?




So what are you waiting for.........






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