[hindi_jokes] ~*~Quotes From Women~*~

 

 

Quotes From Women You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -- Erica Jong   My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner   I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton   I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebman   Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth to. -- Erma Bombeck   If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. -- Sue Grafton   I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. -- Sue Kolinsky   I think -- therefore I'm single. -- Lizz Winstead   "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler   "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -- Gilda Radner   "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -- Maryon Pearson   "Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug   "In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man; If you want anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret Thatcher   "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem   "Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." -- Baroness Edith Summerskill   "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" -- Linda Ellerbee   "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinem   Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." -- Katharine Hepburn

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