[hindi_jokes] Just For Grins
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Making Reservations Recently, I called to make reservations on a small charter plane that departs from Teterboro airport in New Jersey. I knew I would be flying in a very small plane, so I was not surprised when the clerk said, "The plane is very full with baggage and passengers." Then she asked, "How much do you weigh, sir"? Not thinking clearly, I answered, "With or without clothes"? "Well," said the clerk, "how do you intend to travel"?
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like you do when nobody's watching. Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
 Today's Cartoon
Cartoon used with permission
The Biggest Lie Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher said, "Why are you arguing"? One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. | |||
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