[hindi_jokes] FW: The Lay Off
Once upon a time, the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle
of a desert. Parliament said, "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the
job. Then Parliament said, "How does the watchman do his job without
instructions?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person
to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Parliament said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing
the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and
hired two advisors. One to do the studies and one to write the
reports.
Then Parliament said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So
they created the following positions : a time keeper, and a payroll
officer.
Then Parliament said, "Who will be accountable for all of these
people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three
people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer,
and a Legal Secretary.
Then Parliament said, "We have had this command in operation for one
year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they laid off the night watchman.
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