  After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing He said was " Don't "
" Don't what? " Adam replied.
" Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
" Forbidden fruit? "
We have forbidden fruit? "
Hey Eve ...we have forbidden fruit !!!!!
" No Way!" " Yes way!"
" Do not eat the fruit ! said God."
" WHY "
"Because, I am your Father
and I said not to!" God replied,
(wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants)
A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break
and He was ticked!
" Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.&nb sp;
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said
" Did not " " Did to " " Did not"
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was
that Adam and Eve should have
children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set
and it has never changed.
But there is Reassurance in this Story !
If you have persistently
and lovingly tried to give
your children wisdom and they haven't taken it
... don't be hard on yourself ....
If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be a
piece of cake for you?
Things to think about
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next sixteen
telling them to sit down and shut up
2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know "why"
some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom miss quote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there "are"
children more awful than your own.
6. We child proof our homes ...
but they are still getting in !
Advice for the Day !
Be nice to your kids
" They " will choose
your nursing home ...
And finally ... If you have a lot of tension
and you get headaches too
"Do what the aspirin bottle says"
Take 2 aspirin and ...
"Keep Away From Children "
Very Respectfully,
Prishi | | | | | | | | | |
&n bsp;
__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
http://mail.yahoo.com
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home