[hindi_jokes] SMS
Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school?
Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi.
aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi.
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.
When a girl smiles she is considered cute,
when a boy smiles he is flirting.
when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty,
When boy licks he is tharkey.
When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people
But if a boy falls everybody laughs.
STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN’s WORLD.
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
BUSH:- Hamare paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY HAI, SHAKIRA HAI, KATE HAI, aur tumhare paas kya hai?
MANMOHAN SINGH:- Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai sabhi ko bhejdo
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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