[hindi_jokes] Fairly Universal Nonsense for December 17, 2006
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him "It is cooked," snapped the waiter. "Cooked--nothing," replied the cow-puncher. "I've seen cows One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small They were introduced and the FBI man quickly realized that man was "This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man. "Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw the circles Who knows if it's true...? Humpty Dumpty: According to Katherine Thomas in The Real Humpty Dumpty: King Richard's fall made him Humpty Dumpty. Old King Cole: There was actually a King Cole in Britain Jack be nimble: For centuries, jumping over a candlestick Ring around the roses: According to James Leasor in The -- If you have any questions, comments, suggestions, complaints, praises, snide
will look forward to the trip.
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on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written
on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty
Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks
away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him
and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a
sit-down steak dinner. When the waiter brought him his steak
it was rare--very rare. The cow-puncher looked at it and
demanded that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked.
injured worse than this and recover!"
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town. Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing marksmanship.
On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes
with the bullet hole in dead center. The FBI man asked one of the
townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this
incredible accuracy.
the village idiot.
"How in the world do you do it?"
afterward."
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Personages of Mother Goose, Humpty Dumpty is 500 years old
and refers Richard III of England. In 1483 his reign
ended when he fell from his mount during battle; he was
slain as he stood shouting "My kingdom for a horse!"
Originally the last line was "Could not set Humpty up again"
- which can be interpreted as either putting him back on his
horse, or back on the throne.
during the third century. No one knows much about him, but
historians agree that he's the subject of the poem.
was a method of fortune-telling in England. According to The
Oxford Dictionary of Nursery Rhymes: "A candlestick with a
lighted candle was placed on the floor and if, when jumping
over it, the light was not extinguished, good luck was
supposed to follow during the coming year."
Plague and the Fire, this "had its origins in the London
Plague of 1664. Rosy refers to the rosy rash of plague...The
posies were herbs and spices carried to ward off the disease;
sneezing was a common symptom of those close to death. In
the Annotated Mother Goose, the authors note that the third
line is often given as a sneezing noise ("At-choo, at-choo")
and that "'We all fall down' was, in a way, exactly what
happened."
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